E-Mail: Pizza Expedition 2009 Begins

This is the e-mail from Ilya Kushnirsky, the man behind Pizza Expedition's birth:

Hello! If you are in the To: line of this email, it is because you have expressed interest in participating in Pizza Expedition 2009. Huzzah! If you are in the CC: line, it is because the powers that be have determined that you may be interested in participating. Please read the below and then let me know if you plan to participate (including any applicable +1s), so that we can plan accordingly.

What Is Pizza Expedition 2009?
A month or so ago, New York Magazine chose its top twenty pizzas of the moment: http://nymag.com/restaurants/cheapeats/2009/57893/ Since this is the same magazine that thinks any food under $25 is a Cheap Eat, a little independent investigation is in order. Originally, we intended to try all 20 in one day, but one has already closed, and there is no day of the week that all of the remaining nineteen are open. Also, it would take more than 24 hours just to travel among all of the locations. Thus, the revised plan is to hit ten out of the 20 spots. Our route will take us into ALL FIVE BOROUGHS and will take pretty much all day. If you can't or don't want to spend all day walking around and eating pizza -- in which case you really ought to re-evaluate your life -- you may join for part of the itinerary: Five Manhattan spots have conveniently been scheduled for the middle of the route. Scorecards will be provided so that you may rate each pizza yourself, and the expedition will be filmed for posterity, by which I mean Facebook.

When Is Pizza Expedition 2009?
It is THIS SATURDAY, AUGUST 22. I have capitalized the foregoing for emphasis, although, based on my receipt of no fewer than three emails and texts over the past three weeks from people apologizing for having missed it, I don't expect that anyone will read, or perhaps understand, it. I repeat: THIS SATURDAY, AUGUST 22. In approximately 42 hours. Soon.

Where Is Pizza Expedition 2009?
You have three options:
1. If you want to come for the entirety, meet us at the Staten Island Ferry NO LATER THAN 10:10 AM. The ferry leaves shortly after, and we have no time to dilly-dally once we arrive. It's strictly boat-pizza-get-the-fuck-out-of-Staten-Island.
2. If you want to come for most of the expedition but want to sleep in and/or are deathly afraid of boats, meet us at the first Manhattan stop: Adrienne's Pizzabar, 54 Stone Street near William Street, AT 1:30 PM. Call or text me at (***) ***-**** to confirm timing.
3. If you want to join at some later, unspecified time, call or text me at (***) ***-**** to determine our present location at any given time. Because of the amount of travel time, we won't be able to wait for you, but you could always anticipate our next stop and meet us there.

What Should I Bring To Pizza Expedition 2009?
- A pen or pencil for rating pizzas (scorecards will be provided)
- Comfortable shoes
- A MetroCard (preferably unlimited if you have access to one)
- Money for pizza
- Protection from sun and rain
- A camera
- Any pizza-themed toys or stories you may have

Will I Really Eat 10 Slices Of Pizza?
Not unless you're some crazy uncontrollable glutton. The point of this expedition is to taste-test some of the best pizzas in the city. A taste-test only requires a few bites, so at each place we will buy and share some small amount of pizza (a small pie or a few slices). With all the walking we'll be doing, you'll almost certainly burn more calories than you consume.